Tuesday, September 17, 2013

The Cyclist Paradox

            I live in a relatively large city. My university is practically a medium-sized city situated within the larger actual city. It’s a great place to live, with great people, places, activities, and just overall environments. We’re also super green here and that’s fantastic. Our city has a bike rental system to encourage people to bike instead of driving around campus. We have really nice bike lanes on most of the streets in the area. In face, on the main street (which is one-way), bikes have a separate lane that goes the other way. So, in that sense, bikers here have special privileges.
            The problem is that this goes to their heads. Bikers here (as with biker in many other parts of the world, I’m sure) have grown to believe, paradoxically, that they are simultaneously a vehicle and a pedestrian, but only ever one when it’s convenient. For example, bikers here hardly ever stop for stop signs unless there’s traffic. What’s worse, the aforementioned special bike lanes (the ones that went against the flow of traffic on the one-way street) have their own stoplights, which they choose to ignore. That is, bikers are ignoring the traffic light that was built just for the bike lane. Many pedestrians find this annoying and infuriating. In fact, I once saw a biker completely ignore one of these stop lights, not even slowing down, and she consequently hit a pedestrian who was in the crosswalk when the sign said to walk. (Had I not been paying attention, this cyclist would have hit me.) This has become such a problem that the city police actually spent a day pulling cyclists over who ran reds at one such intersection.
            Another thing that cyclists do here is frequently switch between the road and the sidewalk whenever the other is more convenient. Now, I understand going to the sidewalk if your class is in the building there, but please please please dismount and walk your bike. You’re not a child anymore. You’re a grown person who has the ability to bike on the road.
            So, I guess as a general plea to all the cyclists out there: please be intelligent about your biking. While you are biking, you are a vehicle, not a pedestrian. Dismount if you want to act like a pedestrian.

Anyway. That was my rant for now.
Until next time, I’m Michael, and this is my life.

(P.S. No plug for this post. There hasn’t really been anything recently that I’d like to plug. Besides, I don’t really know how I’d work a plug into this rant. Next time, I promise.)